This past Sunday had to be the utmost worst offering Danbury has ever published (see photo). For $32 (+ shipping) you can own for yourself an ugly ass painting of a poodle on a collector's (who the hell is collecting these?) plate. Yes, it is ugly. Scary, a bit. Completely wrong, very. But the Danbury Mint goes one step further by adding the inscription...
You look at me with eyes of love;
You never hold a grudge...
You think I'm far too wonderful
To criticize or judge
I'm choking on my own barf. Who the hell buys this crap? I know the obvious answer is old ladies. Sure, but does anyone else? The Poodle Association of America should sue. How can one sleep at night if this was in their house? Make it stop!