Indulge Your Senses?

Five words that do not belong together:

Caramel
Cream
Diet
Jazz
Pepsi

OK, I am not a Pepsi fan... it's Coke for me. That aside, who the hell drinks Caramel Cream Diet Pepsi? It sounds disgusting. Really. And how does Pepsi get away with ruining the word Jazz? Where is Branford and Wynton Marsalis to stop this? Why are people not protesting this awful idea?